Man:Dr Mujhe
normal potti
nahi
aati,Chawal
khaya to
chawal
nikle,Roti
khayi
to
roti,normal
k liye kya
karu,Dr:PoTTI
KHA!!!!
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Last nite i
had a dream
abt U...
I saw tht v
both were
gettig
married on
the same
day...
Ur wife was
beautiful
but mine is
not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is
so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF
NATURE"...!!!
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Gal: Is
dress ka kya
price hai?
Shopkeeper:
Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us
dress ka?
Shopkeeper:
10 kiss.
Girl: Dono
dress pack
kar do, bill
dadi dengi.
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A Chinese
man took his
pregnant
wife to the
hospital tp
deliver...
The wife
however gave
birth to a
black baby.
The Chinese
man who was
shocked
named him:
SOME TIN
WONG....
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A story with
moral
My
girlfriend
called me to
her house
one day. I
went there &
found her
sister
alone in
the house.
She was
unbelievably
sexythan my
GF. She
whispered
in my ear,
"I have
feelings for
you, make
love to me
once" I
turned
around &
walked to
thefront
door towards
my car.
Amazingly I
found my GF
standing
there & she
hugged me &
said, "U
have won my
trust."
Moral:
Its always
better to
keep the
CuNDuMS in
the car &
not in the
wallet!!
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Ek ladka ek
ladki k
saath baitha
tha. 2nd day
doosri ladki
k saath deha
gaya.
3rd day koi
aur ladki
thi. 4th day
kisi nayi
ladki ke
saath tha
Moral:
Ladkiyan
badal jaati
hain, ladke
nahin
badalte
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A boy goes
to see a
cabare
dance. His
mom gets
angry & asks
him: Did u
see
anything
there that u
were not
supposed to
see?
Boy: Yes, I
saw dad.
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An old to
Doc: Doc, I
think I'm
getting
senile.
Several
times
lately, I
have
forgotten
to zip up.
Doc: That's
not
senility.
Senility is
when you
forget to
zip down.
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Bahu: Maan
ji, yeh abhi
tak nahin
aaye, kahin
kisi dusri
ladki ke
saath...
Saas: Arey
kalmuhi, tu
hamesha ulta
kyun sochti
hai? Aisa
bhi to ho
sakta hai
ki kisi
truck ke
neeche aa
gaya ho
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Mom: Beti
badi ho kar
kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch
nahin...
Maan banungi,
padhungi,
shaadi
karungi...
aur kya?
Mom: Jo
karna hai
karo par
zara serial
order mein
karna.
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People who
do lots of
work.make
lots of
mistakes,
People who
do less
work.make
less
mistakes,
People who
do no
work.make no
mistakes,
People who
make no
mistakes.get
promoted.
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U luv sumone...
u marry
sumone else.
The one u
marry
becomes ur
wife or
husband &
the one u
loved
becomes the
password of
your emai
id...!
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A little
girl to her
mother:
"Mom! i have
come to know
the boy next
door have a
pennes like
a peanut"
Mom: " Do
you mean its
little"
girl: " No
Mom! Its
salty."
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aik din aik
larke na
apne mummy
ko dekha aur
kehne laga
dekho mummu
aik
hath chor
kar cycle
chala raha
hooon thodi
daar ke bad
wo dubara
wahan se
guzra aur
kehna laga
dekho mummy
main do hath
choor kar
cycle chala
raha
hoon thode
daar ke baad
wo dobara
wahan se
guzra aur
kehne laga
dekho
mummy main
do dantoon
ke baghar
cycle chala
raha hoon
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wife -
suniye kya
aap kitchen
se garam
masala la
kar aayenge
husband -
magar yahan
to nahin hai
wife-- mujha
pata tha
tumha nahin
mila ge is
liya main
pehla se la
aaye baghwan
!!!!!!!!!
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Teacher:Oxygen
is must for
Breathing .
It was
discovered
in 1773.
Sardar:Thank
God I was
born after
that .
Pehla Paida
hota to mar
hi jata .
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The world
thineest
book has
only one
word written
in
it"EVERYTHING"
and the
bok is
tittled by
"WHAT WOMAN
WANT
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" GIRLS
1970: Jia
beqraar hai
aai bahar
hai, aa ja
moray baalma
taira
intzar hai
GIRLS 2006:
Jia beqraar
hai aai
bahar hai,
aa ja moray
baalma
WERNA DOSRA
TIYAR HAI..
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